E' da un po’ di giorni che Bruni cerca di introdurre il discorso dei disturbi di personalità ovunque. Si fa la spesa, e scappa lo Schizotipico. Si va in the post (there is a line, uh, what a surprise!) and presents the Paranoid. We eat at the table, lots of eggplant stinging my esophagus I hope not finger, and slips stealthily an actor. The Borderline check like mushrooms from a shop window looking in the new summer shoes and a Scratch & Win that says you do not win, but you have deceived me a lot and buy new ones. The fact of abuse Scratch & Win and BDZ (benzodiazepine please, do not be confused with benzoTiazepine, which are calcium channel blockers and risk of collapse. Some things have to be categorical) are the rule in these cases. And narcissism? (A mirror llo) Cabbages, hair that looks perfect to me come today. I had cheekbones higher, I would recommend to Dolce Gabbana.
Obviously, a man lying on the couch on Sunday night, watching tv, football matches and holding an ice cold Bud, has the Antisocial lurking behind him. Only a fool will not notice it.
When can I avoid like the plague.
Last night there was no mention at all of these things. It was a pleasant evening. There was also a slight breeze on the terrace. I wanted to see me Citizen Kane. That famous "yellow metaphysical," as Borges.
- But it's great, great idea. I have to find out what personality disorder haunted magnate.
I told her that not all men are plagued by problems of personality. That there are tempers.
I looked at her with his gaze. His own eh! Lightning. The idea is leaked. It must have been at times so that Napoleon has matured and took out the march in Russia. And I said something that apparently was preparing for days:
- You, for example ...
Mmm.
- Have you ever heard of Cluster C?
- my guess is the Cluster - I said.
- Of course, while we belong to some cluster. Avoidant personality disorder. Fits you perfectly.
Read: a personality disorder characterized by a pervasive pattern of behavior of social inhibition, feelings of inadequacy, extreme sensitivity to negative judgments against it and the tendency to avoid social interactions.
- Do you know what you see?
- No.
- Do you prefer to go to big shopping malls to try on shirts and jeans. Suffer orders. And their opinion. You are clearly an APD, avoidant Personality Disorder.
- But even if I've got a blog!
- Exactly. Legitimate my thesis.
- Of course.
Since yesterday, therefore, as a burden I carry this diagnosis in the body.
So be lenient. And do not judge.
Now you know what I suffer.
And you do not hope to escape the old cluster, we are in it up neck.
Word of Bruni.
Give Peace a Chance 
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